Are you good at golf? Do you have a bit of free time and some extra frequent flyer miles? Do you need a bigger penis (or perhaps bigger breasts)? If so, then I have just the thing for you. A golf tournament in Australia sponsored by a cosmetic surgery firm is putting up a penis (or breast) enlargement operation as the first prize for the longest golf drive. Sounds great, except that if you don’t win, everyone will know that you’re a bit on the small side. But I guess that’s a risk you just have to take, so start practicing.