Archive for September 17th, 2001

Funny ole George!

Sometimes George makes me laugh:

“When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”
– President George W. Bush

Now tell me what you think ().

What country are we in again?

On a national day of mourning, the employees at NCCI were forced to pull down the American flags displayed at their cubicles. This company is located in the United States. Iím shocked that this even happened. Now tell me what you think ().

Cell Phones

Own a cell phone? Start following the Cell Phone Ten Commandments and maybe I won’t bash your cell phone into the pavement. Now tell me what you think ().


Now that you know about oil and filters, lets clear up a few myths regarding premium / high octane gasoline, the size of your pipe, and a few about the tires your car rides on.

Did you click on all three of those? Okay, great! Now that we have those myths dispelled we can move on to the juicy part where you will learn about the difference between horsepower and torque. What are you waiting for, click it! It’s extraordinary information for your … uhm, crap, that squishy thing inside your melon. Now tell me what you think ().

Probes Are So Cool

I have had the rare opportunity to be noticed by an extremely talented artist. He pulled me aside the other day and told me that he took time out of his already extremely busy schedule to make a quick sketch of me. You can hardly put into words the excitement I felt upon first learning of this. His ‘quick’ sketches are nothing short of amazing, especially when compared with the routine drivel coming from most contemporary artists and designers. I was not disappointed when I got my first look at this work. And now I will give you the chance to see it. I hope it has the same profound effect on you as it has on me. First, a little background. This is a sketch of me driving my car. The artist behind this sketch drives a Ford Probe. That’s why he’s inserted the remark above my head. You see, I drive a Stealth, not a Probe. He is the one who likes Probes. Do you see the brilliant irony? And now at last, here it is. Now tell me what you think ().