They’re fat, pink, and covered in crap. When you catch one, try to straighten his tail. Pull really hard on it. If you get it to stay straight, then you know you’ve found a winner.
Not yet. So, when I find one, and it refuses to smile at me (as most things do), how can I force it to smile at me?
I was thinking about either torturing it or showing it funny videos to make it laugh and smile. Not sure which method I’ll use, do you have a better idea?
Just an additional note. It farted while smiling. Very strange.
How would I go about getting a pig to smile at me?
The first thing you need to do is be nice to it. It won’t want to smile at you if you’re smacking it around.
I need to find a pig first! Tell me more!
Okay, pigs can be commonly found on farms or in the woods behind my house or in my bathroom. Go look now!
Wait, what do pigs look like?
They’re fat, pink, and covered in crap. When you catch one, try to straighten his tail. Pull really hard on it. If you get it to stay straight, then you know you’ve found a winner.
Find one yet?
Not yet. So, when I find one, and it refuses to smile at me (as most things do), how can I force it to smile at me?
I was thinking about either torturing it or showing it funny videos to make it laugh and smile. Not sure which method I’ll use, do you have a better idea?
Well, you don’t want to force it. You want to coerce it. I’ve found the best way to do this is by giving it candy or other assorted treats.
Where’s my pig??
Will truffles work? I have a lot of those.
They may work. It’s hard to tell. How old are the truffles?
About 26 years old. Is that okay?