Gum bad!

Don’t you just hate it when you step on a big wad of chewing gum? Sure, it’s relatively easy to get off your shoe, but how the heck do you get it off the streets? Imagine yourself in the United Kingdom with over 19 million gum chewers, chewing nearly 1 billion packs of gum a year. Do you scrape or freeze it off the sidewalks? Hey, what about using harsh chemicals! Wait a second… it’s the 21st century… why not use lasers! Check out ZeroGum, a laser powered street gum remover! It disintegrates the gum by blasting it with a laser heating up the nasty sticky mess to 180 degrees Celsius. Too cool. I have to admit, I’ve been sort of addicted to Eclipse gum lately (this coming right after an Altoids obsession). It gives you such a nice quick burst of freshening that lasts and lasts!

3 Responses to “Gum bad!”


  1. 1 forgo

    Some of the other methods are bad because they damage the ground, but running a 180 degree Celsius laser across the ground doesn’t?

    And if you ask me, Extra is the champion of all chewing gum. From my experience, the flavor lasts much longer than any other gum. And the Polar Ice stuff is so strong, it’s tough to eat an entire stick at once.

  2. 2 wojo

    I must try Extra.

    Yeah, I don’t want something so strong that’s it’s tough to even chew an entire stick.  I’m not into mouth S&M.

  3. 3 khaos13

    Then watch out for Dave’s insanity salsa.  whoo, that burns.

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