As Mr. Garrison would say, “Merry F*cking Christmas.”

17 Responses to “Christmas”

  1. 1 tinMan

    did you get a hooker for xmas?

  2. 2 wojo


  3. 3 forgo

    Did I receive one? Or did I get one?

  4. 4 tinMan

    either or

  5. 5 forgo

    Yes, no and yes.

  6. 6 wojo

    Or the correct response:  Okay.

    *shakes head*  pssh, newbies…

  7. 7 forgo


  8. 8 tinMan

    was the hooker male or female or both or an animal?

    newbies, nudies, nipples, okay?

  9. 9 forgo

    Can I only choose one answer?

  10. 10 tinMan

    no, two or more only.

  11. 11 forgo

    More than one combination of male, female, snake, ostrich and dog.

  12. 12 tinMan

    wow, was it good for you?

  13. 13 forgo

    Meh. I was trying to please too many at once. I got distracted from pleasing myself.

  14. 14 tinMan

    you idiot, sex is a selfish act, don’t think about others.

  15. 15 forgo

    Umm.. what now? Sex?

  16. 16 tinMan

    Ooohhh, i get it now. you naughty boy.

  17. 17 forgo

    Okay, good. But shhh, don’t go around telling everybody.

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