As Mr. Garrison would say, “Merry F*cking Christmas.”
did you get a hooker for xmas?
Did I receive one? Or did I get one?
Yes, no and yes.
Or the correct response: Okay.
*shakes head* pssh, newbies…
was the hooker male or female or both or an animal?
newbies, nudies, nipples, okay?
Can I only choose one answer?
no, two or more only.
More than one combination of male, female, snake, ostrich and dog.
wow, was it good for you?
Meh. I was trying to please too many at once. I got distracted from pleasing myself.
you idiot, sex is a selfish act, don’t think about others.
Umm.. what now? Sex?
Ooohhh, i get it now. you naughty boy.
Okay, good. But shhh, don’t go around telling everybody.
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