Archive for January, 2002

REAL Ultimate Power!

You need to learn about Ninjas from The Official Ninja Webpage. Here’s an excerpt:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

HTML Pictures

This is really neat. It converts pictures to html (there’s an ascii one also). There’s not too much use to it I suppose, but I did make this 7 MB html file (or 700 KB ZIP file if you prefer).

Chilean Nuts

Why does Chile get to have all the paranormal telepathic winged footballs? No fair!


How do you know if an apple is rotten? Does it get brown and stuff? This apple I’m eating isn’t brown, but I suspect it’s close to rotten. It’s sort of.. mushy and sticky.

Ads Away!

Oh my, one more before I go because everyone needs this (assuming it works). Get rid of all those annoying popup ads from all those companies you now hate by opting out!


It will perhaps remain the greatest mystery of our time. It cannot be explained! (along with lots of other good stuff)


I thought you became a vampire and then drank blood. Not the other way around.


Wow, Flint is famous (again!). I don’t care what people say, Flint is the best city to live in in America. I’m going to compose a list of the best cities to live in. Want to see the list? Okay, here it is:

#1 – Flint

Flint wins!

Dave Thomas

I heard on the radio that Dave Thomas (of Wendy’s) died. Could it be true? Yup, it is. Must’ve had a few too many triple classics.

Where’s That Gun?

No no, I’M sorry.