REAL Ultimate Power!

You need to learn about Ninjas from The Official Ninja Webpage. Here’s an excerpt:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

7 Responses to “REAL Ultimate Power!”

  1. 1 tinMan

    the fools, they do not realize omnincompoop lies not with ultimate power, but ultimate abilite! yep, if i had one wish, that’s what i’d wish for.

  2. 2 GeekBoy

    Ninjas got nothing on Samurai, sup now?!

  3. 3 Fox

    Are ninjas really mammals?  I thought they were in their own group like Dinosaurs.


  4. 4 tinMan

    dinosaurs are mammals too

  5. 5 Fox

    You’re a mammal.


  6. 6 tinMan


  7. 7 Week-endranger

    :-/ I tried this at home and hurt myself throughtout several steps in the "I want to be a ninja too" program… This is not safe for the kiddies at home and there should be a warnring label on all T-shirts now that says making yourself look like a ninja will not make you a ninja.

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