You need to learn about Ninjas from The Official Ninja Webpage. Here’s an excerpt:
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

the fools, they do not realize omnincompoop lies not with ultimate power, but ultimate abilite! yep, if i had one wish, that’s what i’d wish for.
Ninjas got nothing on Samurai, sup now?!
Are ninjas really mammals? I thought they were in their own group like Dinosaurs.
Fox
dinosaurs are mammals too
You’re a mammal.
Fox
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:-/ I tried this at home and hurt myself throughtout several steps in the "I want to be a ninja too" program… This is not safe for the kiddies at home and there should be a warnring label on all T-shirts now that says making yourself look like a ninja will not make you a ninja.