We always get really annoyed by the jellyfish when we visit North Carolina. It sometimes gets to the point where you can see dozens in every wave that comes towards the shore. It’s really annoying and sometimes painful (when you get stung on certain tender regions), but we’ve never had to fear them.
Stupid little jellyfish. Next time I see a jellyfish, I’m gonna kick its ass. I know. I’ll tie it up to some stakes on the beach, then when its friends come to rescue it, I’ll get them too! I’ll be like, “You stupid jellyfish! I tricked you!” Then I’ll laugh for a while. Haha! A flawless plan. I may need some backup though. Are you in?