We always get really annoyed by the jellyfish when we visit North Carolina. It sometimes gets to the point where you can see dozens in every wave that comes towards the shore. It’s really annoying and sometimes painful (when you get stung on certain tender regions), but we’ve never had to fear them.

Stupid little jellyfish. Next time I see a jellyfish, I’m gonna kick its ass. I know. I’ll tie it up to some stakes on the beach, then when its friends come to rescue it, I’ll get them too! I’ll be like, “You stupid jellyfish! I tricked you!” Then I’ll laugh for a while. Haha! A flawless plan. I may need some backup though. Are you in?

10 Responses to “Jellyfish”

  1. 1 GeekBoy

    Jellyfish are good eatin’.

  2. 2 forgo

    Ok, I’ll save some of the ones I catch so you can eat ’em.

  3. 3 Fox

    I say we use wojo as human bait.


  4. 4 GeekBoy

    Did anyone catch any jellyfish yet? I’ve got this kickass stir fry I want to try now.

  5. 5 forgo

    I haven’t. I won’t be able to catch any until June. Can you wait until then?

  6. 6 GeekBoy

    Damn, June? I guess I can wait.

  7. 7 Fox

    You better wait.


  8. 8 GeekBoy

    I can’t wait anymore *Goes to nearby market* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm, this is good ass jellyfish Fox, try it out!

  9. 9 forgo

    Psshh.. That’s not good jellyfish.

  10. 10 GeekBoy

    Shhhhh….he doesn’t need to know it’s spoiled…..

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