forgo daily

I hate little girls. Little girls are everywhere. They’re riding school buses that always get in my way; they’re walking on the sidewalk exactly where I want to walk; they’re making all together too much noise in the theater while I’m trying to watch a movie. Sometimes I get so fed up with little girls that I could just cock back and pop one of them in the head. Of course, I would never do that because I’m civilized and all. But I’m glad to see that there’s at least one person with no decency or self-control in this world. It’s inspiring to know that there are still some grown men in the world that have no problem popping a girl in the chin. So, Aleksandr Lysenko, I say good for you. Don’t ever let anyone take that away from you.