Archive for May 31st, 2002

The NEW Rap

See, this is what I would do if I were a rapper. I would start a whole new era in rap. Gangsta Rap is so last decade. It’s going out of style faster than the mustache your friend with a mullet won’t shave off. I’m going to call it Cannabalism Rap! Here’s part of my first song:

Hoe’s Bro
I was gonna eat my hoe,
But first I ate her bro.
I started on his toe,
and finished like a pro.

I ate all of his pecs,
then cut open his chest.
Down went the heart, a lung and liver.
It was a delicious dinner.

Wow, that’s good stuff. I’m getting excited just reading it.


I really don’t understand Slash fan fiction. I just really don’t. I mean why, why, oh please why?! Nooo!!!

Mulder moved his fingers to Skinner’s temples, smoothing over the fine hair. “Show me,” he whispered.

Big hands cupped his cheeks and pulled him in. The kiss was all-consuming. Slow and intense and utterly overwhelming. He felt dizzy with sensation. When their mouths eventually pulled softly apart, Mulder slid breathless to lie against Skinner’s shoulder.

I think I missed that episode.

Why Anna, Why?

I better not catch any of you watching it. I mean, if there’s really not anything better to do than that, then something needs to be reevaluated.