The NEW Rap

See, this is what I would do if I were a rapper. I would start a whole new era in rap. Gangsta Rap is so last decade. It’s going out of style faster than the mustache your friend with a mullet won’t shave off. I’m going to call it Cannabalism Rap! Here’s part of my first song:

Hoe’s Bro
I was gonna eat my hoe,
But first I ate her bro.
I started on his toe,
and finished like a pro.

I ate all of his pecs,
then cut open his chest.
Down went the heart, a lung and liver.
It was a delicious dinner.

Wow, that’s good stuff. I’m getting excited just reading it.

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