I hate little girls. Little girls are everywhere. They’re riding school buses that always get in my way; they’re walking on the sidewalk exactly where I want to walk; they’re making all together too much noise in the theater while I’m trying to watch a movie. Sometimes I get so fed up with little girls that I could just cock back and pop one of them in the head. Of course, I would never do that because I’m civilized and all. But I’m glad to see that there’s at least one person with no decency or self-control in this world. It’s inspiring to know that there are still some grown men in the world that have no problem popping a girl in the chin. So, Aleksandr Lysenko, I say good for you. Don’t ever let anyone take that away from you.
Archive for May, 2002
They must be almost normal chickens. At least they’re not incubated, tube-fed, featherless chickens, because a featherless chicken was just developed and many don’t seem to like the idea. I don’t think KFC could have gotten away with a similar creation for so long.
I must have the worst luck with hard drives. I just lost a Maxtor 160GB drive in an array of four. Luckily I didn’t lose any data as designed (plug for 3ware, thanks for making great hardware!). This is just pathetic… I lost 3 80GB drives in my old array and now this. Where’s my solid state multi-terabyte data crystals cubes? Eh, you know what though? If I had one of those it’d probably crack, melt, then turn into a block of cheese, get squished, smashed, and would crack and shatter into a billion pieces and then get stolen.