Archive for June, 2002


Dictionary music? It’s like.. a dictionary that sings. And have you ever wondered if people’s obsession with LEGOs is getting out of hand? You can design your LEGO masterpiece, then buy all of the spare pieces you need and finally show it off to all of the other LEGO nuts out there. Also, this is cool. And this is funny. And I stole all of these from memepool.

Airline Fatties

Okay, I’m sorry, but you’re fat. You’re too fat. I can’t help it that you’re fat, and neither can the next person that sits next to you on a plane.

“They think they can get away with it because they think discriminating against people on the basis of weight will be acceptable to most of the population,” she said.

The plain and simple fact is that I, and I imagine every other person, don’t want your smelly, extra wide jelly roll resting on my arm for the duration of the flight. That’s just the way it is.

“The fact is that Americans are getting larger,” she said. “This is what the population looks like, and an airline has an obligation to make its seat fit the population.”

You can’t expect the airlines to rebuild all of their planes with bigger seats to accomodate you. That’s just silly, and I hope you realize that. For the majority of you out there, it’s your fault. Deal with it or do something about it. Look at Jared; he did it.


This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain some other time.


LMAO, check out the offical Sony Music Kris Kross page. Oh, and check out the 7th Anal Kris Kross Day. Oooh boy, anything and everything seems just too funny to me right now!

Oh, and I finally stopped those birds from crapping on my car! All it took was Tux, the Linux mascot sitting on top of my car. I finally found a use for that stupid thing!

Okay, that’s it. I’m going to bed.

Sleep Challenge

I signed up for a Sleep Challenge on a while ago. They were supposed to send me a 24-count package of Simply Sleep (Tylenol PM without the pain killers). They never sent me the free sample. So yesterday I check my e-mail and they had the nerve to send me this e-mail:

Thank you for signing up for the Sleep Challenge. We hope that participating in the Challenge has helped you sleep better and wake up refreshed.

What’s this crap! They didn’t even send me my free sample, and now I’m totally messed up because of it! I’ve been up for around 40 something hours so far, watched people go through two sleep cycles, my eyes are killing me, I can’t focus, things are starting to get a little blurry, and I’m sore like hell. Thanks a lot!

Jack Black

I know at least one person will enjoy this. Pretty fun.

Broken Windows

It seems I’m not alone in my broken window situation. Some people decided to get a little destructive over the weekend. I’ve lived in downtown Flint for almost a year now and have not once been witness to a good vandalism. When some stuff finally does get broken, it happens out in the friendly suburbs. Ironic, isn’t it?

Neck Cracking

I’m trying so hard to stop cracking my neck at least for a little while. It’s been about 2 days since I purposely did it. Purposely meaning that I’ve been doing it so much recently that it’s become a habit. I’ll catch myself with my head halfway to cracking and have to pull it back. Ooohh.. I really want to do it right now.


Here’s the problem. They can teleport a laser, but they can’t teleport solid objects yet. I’m a solid object. Therefore I can’t be teleported. So, here’s my solution. I will first change myself into a laser, then teleport myself and then change back from a laser. I see no problems with that.

A Quarter!?

Hmm.. Dodgeball was fun, but DDR might be a little better. Do you think they’d let outsiders come in and play during lunch or after school? I want to play for a quarter.