Archive for August 29th, 2002


I just thought of something. If I ever marry a tall woman, then I’m just going to build the steps of the staircases in my house twice as big as normal because I always go up two at a time anyway. This way I’d be using less steps; I’m all about conserving steps. Plus, if you ever fell down the stairs, you’d only hit half as many steps. That’s half as much bodily harm! You can’t beat that.