Stairs

I just thought of something. If I ever marry a tall woman, then I’m just going to build the steps of the staircases in my house twice as big as normal because I always go up two at a time anyway. This way I’d be using less steps; I’m all about conserving steps. Plus, if you ever fell down the stairs, you’d only hit half as many steps. That’s half as much bodily harm! You can’t beat that.

6 Responses to “Stairs”


  1. 1 Week-endranger

    actually see if you go down the stairs in two steps. Going up is no problem but going down will be much harder.. It think you wouldn’t be able to do it… I dunno, try going down two at a time… Up I see.. down I don’t.

  2. 2 forgo

    See, my first thought is to put a slide next to the stairs. So, I climb up and slide down.

  3. 3 GeekBoy

    You should just get your wife to carry you then.

  4. 4 forgo

    I’m not sure that I want my wife to be that strong.

  5. 5 NullKalt

    A slide is good.  What I always wanted was the electric chair that goes up the stairs like in Gremlins, love it when she flies up them stairs.  

    While Nathan and I were trying to figure ut how to wire the second floor of the Mott Estate’s main house, I saw that they have one of these chairs.  

    So this question is to you robotic guys, what DID the gremlins do to make that thing shoot her out the window, I know where there’s a chair to test. :)

  6. 6 wojo

    They used JATO boost assist rockets!  Well, maybe not, but that’d be cool :-P

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