Archive for September 14th, 2002

Insects, maggots, mold, eggs, rodent hairs, parasitic cysts, ad infinitum…

Peanut butter has an average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams (*licks chops*), 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams, and a gritty taste and water insoluble inorganic residue of more than 25 mg per 100 gram. 6% or more of your potato chips contain rot, well okay maybe that’s not new to us, but I bet the next one is! 10% by count of asparagus is infested with 6 or more attached asparagus beetle eggs and/or sacs (mmm!).

Sounds good, huh? Thought so! Catch up on all the latest here. I’m going to go eat some insect fragments, maggots and mold now, see ya!