Archive for September 28th, 2002

Hair and farts

So I went to the barber shop today… all the chairs with the usual barbers were full and it was nearing closing time so I went with a barber thatís never cut my hair before, an extremely old guy. My haircut was long overdue, so as you can imagine I was really looking forward to having it shorter again. He seemed to do an okay job from my limited inspection at the barber shop; I drove home, took a nap and woke up, stepped in front of a mirror and holy crap, WTF! He forgot to cut the entire back section of my head or something because itís like 3 inches long puffed out in every which direction while the rest of my hair is around 1 inch long or shorter! Now I have to fix it at home because they are closed until Tuesday! Grrr! In addition, the entire time I was getting my hair cut there was a mid-40s guy sitting there watching golf and farting. It was very awkward to just sit there while this guy letís loose every so often, leading to a weird expression on his face for a moment, an adjustment in the chair and then him pretending like it didn’t happen as he continued to watch Golf and make comments at the TV. I fart as much as the next guy (okay, fine, I fart A LOT) but not in front of strangers!