My Ear!

My ear had been uncomfortable since Friday. We went to a club on Friday where the music was exceptionally loud. It got to the point where I tried to help my ears out a little by wadding up napkin pieces and sticking one in each ear. It turns out the wads weren’t quite big enough because one ended up getting pushed into my ear. The funny thing, though (well funnier), is that I didn’t know if it had gone in or fallen out. Everyone that looked insisted there was nothing in there and that it wasn’t possible for anything to fall in. It was in there Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I went to the doctor today, and she determined that there was indeed a piece of napkin still in my ear. She pulled it out, and my ear is once again good and empty. I think I’m going to buy some good earplugs, now.

6 Responses to “My Ear!”

  1. 1 tinMan

    you tell the best stories uncky forgo.

  2. 2 wojo

    I’ll second that one!

    Can’t be good for your ears though, even just wearing headphones causes deafness slowly I hear (shut up, so what if I read it in Maxim!).

  3. 3 forgo

    Wearing headphones or ear plugs increases the amount of bacteria in your eye by multiples within minutes.

    I have heard that you need to be careful with headphones. It’s very easy to make it too loud.

  4. 4 wojo

    In your eye!?

  5. 5 forgo

    Yes. The bacteria builds up in your ear because the headphones are trapping it in. Since it obviously can’t stay in your ear, it soaks through your nasal passages into your eye. That’s why people that wear headphones frequently go blind more often.

  6. 6 wojo

    Wow, I thought it was because they wanked it a lot.

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