Crap

I seem to be unable to have a proper bowel movement. I get the urge to go too often, and when I go, not enough comes out. What am I supposed to do about that?

What does fiber help with? When you have the urge to go and nothing happens? Or when you never have the urge to go? Or something else?

It’s not all bad, though. At least I have plenty of throne time to relax and enjoy some good reading material. There is no more serene and peaceful time than when your pants are around your ankles, the cold ceramic is against your cheeks, a good magazine is in your hands and the gentle plops of your once enjoyed meals echo off of the walls. I just need my plops back.

6 Responses to “Crap”


  1. 1 tinMan

    umm… forgo, damn you’re a curious type. asking personal health questions on the net is a little much i think. maybe at webmd or something dedicated to health would make more sense though. still, nothing’s safer than a doctor you can trust on something as important as your health. you’ve got medical don’t you? many guys just don’t use it.

  2. 2 wojo

    I think you are forgetting to make a funny face when you try to go.  That’s important!

  3. 3 forgo

    Dude! I think it’s helping!

  4. 4 MegaSentinel

    man i piseed off with these stupid old arcade that dont work freaken hot rods all are stuck and dirty i allwais get the fucken dirty one bastards… hate loundry mat arcade cheap old bootleg

  5. 5 forgo

    Wow, yeah… me too.

  6. 6 MegaSentinel

    Hey guys if u ever play marvel vs Capcom 2 with miget dont freaken loose hell brag about winning for the rest of his life!!!

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