I seem to be unable to have a proper bowel movement. I get the urge to go too often, and when I go, not enough comes out. What am I supposed to do about that?
What does fiber help with? When you have the urge to go and nothing happens? Or when you never have the urge to go? Or something else?
It’s not all bad, though. At least I have plenty of throne time to relax and enjoy some good reading material. There is no more serene and peaceful time than when your pants are around your ankles, the cold ceramic is against your cheeks, a good magazine is in your hands and the gentle plops of your once enjoyed meals echo off of the walls. I just need my plops back.