Ha ha, no updates for you! But have a very happy and very safe New Year celebration. Although, you won’t make it safe, and me saying anything won’t help. Because everyone says, “Be safe!” And everyone replies, “Okay, thanks! I will.” But no one means it, and no one is any more careful. So just good luck not dying.
Archive for December, 2002
When Shiprek Gets Hungry.
So, yeah. Have one.
My ride home from work on some days has school at night. So, he has to go home for a minute to get ready for school before going. That means I get to hang out in his house for 30 minutes or so on those days. Well, yesterday Martha Stewart was on the tv when I got there. Now, I’ve never seen Martha on tv or even talking before. All I know of her is the parodies on SNL and the scandals in the news. Since there was really nothing else to do, I watched. Before long my brain was aching and wanting to run for cover. Her show is terrible. It was so mind-numbing. I think it’s the way she talks and her whole demeanor. She’s so super-fake-happy, with that voice and her stupid smile. I’m beginning to quiver with disgust. I’m done thinking about it.
Can you cook? Maybe you can cook just one meal really well and you are really proud of it. Heck, maybe you are a gourmet check in disguise and don’t even know it. Well, where I’m going with all this is that I can’t cook at all. I’m cooking inept. I’m not really sure if it’s because I just suck at cooking or the fact that I don’t even know where to begin in the kitchen. All I know how to do is nuke something for a few minutes and wait until it has cooled off enough to eat. So help me out! If you have any favorite recipes, share them. I’m going to try cooking and eating each and every one of them and see if I truly do not belong in the kitchen without close supervision.
I hear there’s a new LOTR movie. Want to go see it?
Pretty fun game. I’m going to play right now.
I saw this in a dollar store in a mall. It seems a bit harsh to me. I wonder exactly what kind of mess they’re talking about?
I used to lift free weights almost exclusively. Now, I’ve moved almost completely over to machine weights. Cybex to be exact. I think it’s because I usually don’t have a partner for spotting and because the free weights are downstairs and on the other side of the building. I’m motivated, but not THAT motivated.