My ride home from work on some days has school at night. So, he has to go home for a minute to get ready for school before going. That means I get to hang out in his house for 30 minutes or so on those days. Well, yesterday Martha Stewart was on the tv when I got there. Now, I’ve never seen Martha on tv or even talking before. All I know of her is the parodies on SNL and the scandals in the news. Since there was really nothing else to do, I watched. Before long my brain was aching and wanting to run for cover. Her show is terrible. It was so mind-numbing. I think it’s the way she talks and her whole demeanor. She’s so super-fake-happy, with that voice and her stupid smile. I’m beginning to quiver with disgust. I’m done thinking about it.