Archive for January 8th, 2003

Door-to-door meat salesman

Uhm, a door-to-door meat salesman just came to my house. I’ve never heard of such a thing. He said he was from the “meat people” and had $12 T-bone steaks “this thick” as he showed me with his fingers. He then squirmed off in a hurry after realizing his Jedi meat tricks didn’t seem to faze me. He looked sort of shady to me, but had a truck that looked liked it was cooled in the back. Maybe that’s where he keeps the bodies.