That Girl from the Coffee House

You know that cute girl you just met? The one with the intoxicating smell and gorgeous eyes. Well, forget about her! At least for now. If you go for it now, then you’ll be faced with the Valentine’s Day dilemma. You know what I mean. Have you been dating long enough to warrant a gift? How much should you spend? Should you just try to slip by with a small gift or do something big and impressive? If you do nothing or too little, will she be disgusted and insulted, thus negating any chances you might have had with her had she not expected something for this “holiday”? If you do too much, will she be intimidated and scared off, calling you the crazy-over-does-it-relationship guy? You see. You can’t win. All you need do is hold off for two weeks. Just keep it cool, and after VD has slid by, you’re clear to make your move. Trust me. You’ll thank me.

4 Responses to “That Girl from the Coffee House”


  1. 1 Bonesaw

    I screwed either way… Brenda’s b-day is two days after Valentines day.. Damn you woman…Why do you torture me so?..

    Just kidding..hehe…Speaking of this..Did anyone see that Bridezillas show on Fox yesterday? (the 27th, Mon)

  2. 2 forgo

    AAaahhhahah! It was actually called Bridezillas? If so, I haven’t even heard of it.

  3. 3 NullKalt

    [quote]Just keep it cool, and after VD has slid by, you’re clear to make your move. Trust me. You’ll thank me.
    [/quote]

    Ok now that would have been a funny sound bite.

    Any VDs that can slide on by because I keep "it" cool I don’t want, not that there are any VDs I am particular fond of, although I do know ONE girl with Hep C that I might take a gamble on.

  4. 4 jimc

    So… Forgo, not going to take your own advise?

    Hah.  

    Good luck

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