Quiet Down

What the hell? The people that live above me are making so much noise. What would they possibly be doing at 2 AM? It sounds like running from one end of the apartment to the other. Then some thumping. A pound. Some voices. Then more running. I think they’re moving furniture then having crazy wild sex on the furniture then moving it back then having more sex then tossing bowling balls across the room while having sex on the couch while moving the chair.

4 Responses to “Quiet Down”

  1. 1 jimc

    The joys of living in an apartment…

  2. 2 Bonesaw

    Atleast you don’t hear stuff like "bitch, I fucked yo cousin last night"  ..

    Then we hear kids crying followed by cranked up ghetto music to dull their screams…then followed by more "bitch, fuck, n^%g%a, etc..

  3. 3 GeekBoy

    One word: PARTAY

  4. 4 wojo

    Heh, no "bitch, I fucked yo cousin last night" I’m guessing, but on a related note I heard screaming of: "You’re not hitting hard enough", "Yes I am, look at his legs" and continued talking on the same subject in the hallway today at some apartment.  I’m sure they are talking about a desk legs or something though.

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