I accidentally shopped at Wal-Mart yesterday. I really don’t like that place for some reason. I think it’s because it’s such a huge chain. It scares me. I think it’s funny when coffee shops list a variety of expensive, fancy drinks on their menu and then beside each one put the correct pronunciation. Apparently, some people would prefer you not chew gum while kissing.
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Dude, bargain chain stores (IE, Target, K-Mart, Walmart) are so fucking bomb! Kissing with those breath strips is a no-no too, so don’t try using those eithers. Take a lesson from the movie, The Wood, and use TicTacs.
I don’t mind the other stores, but Wal-Mart is too big. It’s a juggernaut that smashes all in its path. Soon, when the signal is given, each Wal-Mart store will lift up from its foundation and combine to form the one MEGAWALMART. MEGAWALMART will slowly travel to every corner of America stepping and kicking and smashing all other businesses in its path while offering too-good-to-be-true deals to everyone, thus assimilating them into the MEGAWALMART lifestyle. All fear MEGAWALMART.