When you’re placing an order at Taco Bell, why do they ask if you want any Mild, Hot or Fire sauce and then never give you any? I think they know perfectly well they’re not going to give the sauce. It’s just a cruel joke so they can feel good about themselves later while thinking about you eating a dry taco. I think if you had a thing for fat, unattractive women, you would have a much easier time hooking up. Large SUVs with only a driver in them piss me off. A while ago I started checking women’s hands for wedding rings to help determine if I should talk to them. I think that’s funny or odd or scary .. or something else.