I Have Only Small Random Thoughts

When you’re placing an order at Taco Bell, why do they ask if you want any Mild, Hot or Fire sauce and then never give you any? I think they know perfectly well they’re not going to give the sauce. It’s just a cruel joke so they can feel good about themselves later while thinking about you eating a dry taco. I think if you had a thing for fat, unattractive women, you would have a much easier time hooking up. Large SUVs with only a driver in them piss me off. A while ago I started checking women’s hands for wedding rings to help determine if I should talk to them. I think that’s funny or odd or scary .. or something else.

4 Responses to “I Have Only Small Random Thoughts”

  1. 1 jimc

    I wonder who gets better gas milage?  That huge SUV I pass on the express way or that Muscle Car that zips by me so fast I feel like a little old lady.

    Gas guzzlers suck.

  2. 2 wojo

    I poke a hole in my fuel line to lower my gas mileage.

  3. 3 Bonesaw

    I am driving a Big A$$ SUV now..since that piece of crap chrysler is in the shop again..I feel like a King..and want to run over stuff…

  4. 4 wojo

    Like deer?

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