Looking at the kitchen floor, I spy: one Cheerio, cherry gum, cooked ramen noodles, a pube, a melted apple Jolly Rancher, bacon, an empty diet Coke can, a Wendy’s salt packet, another pube, popped popcorn, a pube, more popcorn, a french fry, something unknown, various hair, grits of some sort, a Teddy Graham foot and more popcorn.
The counters are clean, though!
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