Archive for October 7th, 2004


I was sitting with my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s dog the other day. I won’t give you the context, but at one point, in reference to the dog and his special parts, my girlfriend says, “I miss his balls.” “Hmmmmm…” I say.

Female Police Officers

Don’t you find female police officers just a little bit sexy? With there hair pulled back and their sunglasses and their taught lips. I know you do. Don’t you want to get pulled over just a little bit? I know you want to. Maybe you can get out of your ticket if you tell her she’s sexy.