Archive for the 'Movies' Category

The Omen

Just to be clear, I’m talking about the 2006 version. I’ve heard the original is good. But the new one is absolutely horrible. Absolutely. Horrible. Wrong. Right. Please let this be sarcasm. Wrong even if he gave me eight bucks to see it, and the kid was horrible; it was like, “Okay Sean, make an angry face. Awww.. he’s so cute! It’s perfect!” I’m with ya, brother, I liked the preview. Please don’t make two more! PLEASE! Finally, right right right (except the kid part) and right.

Movies In Brief

Okay, here are my reviews of recently watched movies.

Saw 2: No.
The Ringer: No.
Fun with Dick and Jane (2005, not 1977): Yes.

I was going to write my idea for Saw 3, but it basically just involved water balloons, slingshots and fast food, and I gave up.


I’m not sure how it happened, but somewhere along the way I came under the impression that the movie Hostel was supposed to be good. Maybe it was the fact that Cylindria wanted to see it. Or maybe it was the fact that I saw huge displays of it in Wal-Mart and other stores. Regardless of how it happened, it was wrong. Hostel sucks. Very, very little of is scary or suspenseful. The gory parts are cheesy and stupid. The sex and nudity is nice. Maybe my expectations were too high (for reasons I can’t figure out), but I was very disappointed. See Saw, instead.